I Asked ChatGPT for Some Chuck Norris “Facts”

And the results…well, you be the judge!

Chuck Norris and AI — image generated via MidJourney

Chuck Norris is trending today on Twitter. I’m not sure why, though I saw something about Elon Musk tweeting some Chuck Norris “facts.” So, in that spirit, I thought I’d get some help from ChatGPT.

For the uninitiated, Chuck Norris “facts” aren’t really facts per se. They are satirical factoids that tell everyone how amazing the legendary martial artist and actor is. They are especially popular among Chuck Norris fans. And I must admit I’m a bit of a fan.

So…I asked ChatGPT to give me some Chuck Norris facts. And ChatGPT delivered. I asked for “original” facts, but I didn’t verify if these are in fact original. I doubt any of them are truly original since I recognize many of them.

Nevertheless, here we go…

Chuck Norris facts from ChatGPT:

1. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
2. Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer.
3. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he’s actually lifting the earth.
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t use the force, the force uses Chuck Norris.
5. The sun rises and sets to the beat of Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
6. Chuck Norris can solve a…