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Christians Suck. The Bible Sucks. Churches Suck (And It’s My Role to Tell You That!)
And now I feel so much better about my life
Hey Medium, it’s been at least 10 minutes since someone on here has slammed Christianity. And that’s much too long. So, here I am to the rescue — with yet another reminder that Christianity sucks.
That’s right. Christians suck. The Bible sucks. Churches suck. Anything and everyone associated with Christianity sucks.
That is, except for us enlightened ones who were once trapped in Christianity and came to realize that it all sucked. We deconstructed our faith. We came to our senses.
And so we no longer suck.
Just Christians. They suck. We don’t.
Okay?
Where was I?
Oh yeah, Christians suck. Yeah, it’s important we all understand that. And that’s why I’m so glad to read so many stories here on Medium of people taking churches and Christians to task for all the crazy, terrible, sucky things they do.
If only these Christians would wake up and wise up… they would cease to be Christians. And then they would cease to suck.
And the world would no longer have anything or anyone sucking in it — except vacuum…
